Welcome

Hello everyone I am Creep. Barry isn't here at the moment to add to the blog -- all the same it's for the best, he can fall a little short on brains, looks, talent -- I digress. Barry and I have just moved into our first apartment here in the boondocks of Western Pennsylvania. It isn't the most happening place in the world but the water ways are very cool indeed. We have decided to dedicate ourselves to bringing a little quasi clarity to the chaos that is life. To begin with I would like you to ask yourself, "What is Chaos." Surprising how many people get this wrong, it isn't your fault really, it is just that Chaos can take on many forms. Most bipeds have a hard time wrapping their brains around true Chaos.

Okay now for the rest of you who didn't even bother to look up the word in the dictionary. Webster defines Chaos as:

Main Entry:

cha·os

Pronunciation:

\ˈkā-ˌäs\

Function:

noun

Etymology:

Latin, from Greek — more at gum

Date:

15th century

1obsolete : chasm , abyss2 aoften capitalized : a state of things in which chance is supreme ; especially : the confused unorganized state of primordial matter before the creation of distinct forms — compare cosmos b: the inherent unpredictability in the behavior of a complex natural system (as the atmosphere, boiling water, or the beating heart)3 a: a state of utter confusion chaos throughout the city> b: a confused mass or mixture chaos of television antennas>

— cha·ot·ic \kā-ˈä-tik\ adjective

— cha·ot·i·cal·ly \-ti-k(ə-)lē\ adverb

So now that Webster (thank you sir) has clarified what Chaos is, let me tell you that Chaos is our life, from the time that we are born until the time that we part from this planet, it surrounds us every day. Stay tuned for all the exciting advice we have in store for you during this first month. We look forward to hearing from you and we will also be happy to sell you some merchandise in the process.

As always
Creep